Day 9 - Push up or lay down

Holy shit this quarantine just keeps on going and my mind is slipping more into insanity. But what’s new, quarantine or no quarantine my mind will always slip towards the fun side of insanity. I tried to work out this morning, but we’ll get more into that after the good ol’ beer and nicotine check…

Nicotine: I have a thriving amount and will hopefully keep it that way.

Beer: Got some more beer at the gas station where I passed by a couple bums hoping the virus would get them out of Clifton. But alas, bums still here. Hopefully this thirty rack will keep me going for a few days (unlikely but hopeful).

Last night I watched bird box and realized that the movie itself is just awful. Probably one of the worst movies I’ve seen in a while based on plot. The acting was good but once again Sandra carried that burning trash can of a movie (she’s also a smoke show so that makes the movie easier to watch). But I also thought it’d be kind of cool for everyone to witness what insanity actually feels like and the only way to survive is to carry some birds around. I guess we’ll never know until it happens.

This morning I woke up and wanted something different in todays activities. So, I decided to try do some push ups and sit ups. I didn’t realize how out of shape my fat ass was but god damn I did 15 pushups and still can’t feel my arms. This was an awful idea but since I love pain, we’ll be doing it again tomorrow with some additional yoga. Me doing yoga will be a sight to see that I know you’re all sad you won’t be able to witness. After the horrendous workout this morning I have done nothing but watch Brooklyn nine-nine and put dents in my floor with a golf ball. My life is slowly crumbling into shambles, but what’s new.

Speaking of shambles my fuck of a professor assigned an exam on Friday so I will continue to shoot at the bums and watch TV. Hopefully he gets the virus for being such a fuck, but I’m never that lucky. If any of you have activities in mind to keep me occupied and keeps me from sitting on my ass all day feel free to let me know because I’m so bored. Hopefully I’ll be able to see some of you beautiful bastards soon enough.

Met a girl on bumble and she called me handsome, so I am assuming she has escaped from a mental ward or is a serial killer. Maybe I’ll get to find out for some quarantine and chill (insert wink emoji here). Can’t be worse than past relationships.

In the meantime, stay golden and stay clean.