Day 13 - Go Sox and sorry for no post

Hey hey hey beautiful people!

Happy Friday, which sadly means nothing to me anymore because everyday is a drink and sleep fest but nonetheless let’s try to make this the best weekend in the history of quarantines! Sorry for not posting yesterday, it was a day filled with baseball and golf. Before we get into those amazing adventures, beer and nicotine check!

Nicotine: I have 7 cans left so we are thriving, won’t need to make a stop for that for a while.

Beer: I am on my last 14 beers of my 30 rack, so we’ll have to make a stop sometime tomorrow to grab some more.

Over these last few days my life has continued to be extremely boring but yesterday was Thursday, which is the only day I look forward to anymore since it’s the only day anything is actually on TV. The new greys and new Brooklyn nine-nine episodes are on, WOOHOO. But yesterday would’ve been opening day for my beloved Red Sox which brought great misery to me. So as any sane Sox fan would do, I re-watched the 2004 ALCS game 4. For those of you who don’t know, that is the game the Red Sox started the greatest comeback in baseball history against the fuck ass yankees (fuck all the yankee fans following this blog) and the first step in winning their first world series in almost a hundred years. I realize not a single one of you cares about the Red Sox, but this is my blog so suck it up and keep reading (pretty please).

I started to do more yoga and stretching routines to improve my golf swing (which may be one of the worst swings in history). Yoga is absolutely kicking my ass. I’ve never sweat so much in a 30-minute period of time, but yoga has done that to me. Along with yoga and stretching I’ve have been practicing my swing. Doing this inside was an awful idea because I have almost broken the ceiling fan multiple times as well as putting many dents in the floor (sorry Durbin, don’t be too mad).

Classes started today and I can already tell this is going to be such a long semester. My professors must be the least intellectually sound people on earth, and they’re engineering professors. But it’ll help me occupy myself to stop this downhill fall into insanity (won’t help much but should help a little). I just want to be on co-op again, so I don’t have to deal with this shit anymore.

The slide into insanity continues as I’m sure is the case for most of you, stay strong and prosper young ones.

That’s all I have for ya today, hopefully this was worth the extra day wait, if not too bad, you still read it.

See you humans tomorrow and don’t be shy, feel free to give me a call and occupy my time!