Day 8 - I saw a dog

The state of Ohio is now under a “stay-in-place” order which means nothing has changed. You can still go outside, walk your dog, exercise outside, whatever makes your stomach get butterflies. But to much more exciting news… beer and nicotine check.

Nicotine: I bought ten cans, so that should last me awhile. Hopefully

Beer: I will be wondering out tonight to get some more beer so we can continue to have the best quarantine ever!

Over the last day I have done absolutely nothing but drink beer, watch Brooklyn nine-nine, practiced some golf and played COD. That seems to be my life now, which has gotten to be extremely boring. I always thought be alone for days would be a nightmare and I was right. Who needs people anyways, oh yeah, me. But on the bright side I saw a dog today on my way to the gas station which has been the highlight of these last few days. Her name was rose, and man was she a cutie. I got to pet her, and she gave me little puppy kisses. I can tell I’ve had a better time than most of you since you’re still reading my adventures and I saw a dog, which is shocking. Last night I practiced some golf upstairs, hopefully Nick doesn’t get too mad at the scuffs on the floor. But it is my house so my rules, right?

I can feel myself slipping slowly into insanity, which surprises me because I thought I was already there, but I guess there’s always room to improve. Hopefully this virus goes away soon because I need to go golfing or I will jump out of our third story window.

Update from my last post, no bums have returned to the Hollister house today which is excellent since I’m running low on ammo. Ron was back last night but I let him be because I’m such a nice guy (everybody nod your head in agreement).

Hopefully you are still interested in my thoughts and adventures because it seems like this won’t be slowing down anytime soon. Don’t be dumbasses and just stay inside like I’ve learned to done. Not to call myself a hero or the savior of mankind but I am killing it at this quarantine thing.

Until tomorrow homies. Stay safe and all love to you. Go read a book or something to ease your little brains.