Day 6 - Corona-cation

Hello fellow quarantiners,

As many of you know, I am an awful writer but since I now have all this free time, I thought I should do something “productive”. So, I will be sharing my self-quarantining experiences with those of you that hate yourselves and choose to read this. This blog will strive to bring a smile to every reader because everyone needs a smile on their faces, right? We will start each day with a beer and nicotine check, because hey, why not share. After that we will be recapping the previous day of self-quarantining. This will include my thoughts and what I’ve been doing to occupy my time.

Nicotine: Running low but should have enough for the next two days (thank god)

Beer: On my last twelve beers from the case I bought Tuesday... I’ll have to grab some more tomorrow, I guess.

Earlier today I said goodbye to my favorite people and my dog. They left to go with their families and be safe, like smart people. But I am booboo the fool and chose to ride this out alone, smart man right here everyone. I am now all alone in the Hollister house. For those of you who know me you know being in this house by myself for days or weeks will be my own personal hell, but I’ve always wanted to say hey to the devil so pitter patter. During these last few days in quarantine with nick and Amanda we have watched more movies and played more call of duty than I have ever done in my life before this point. Spending every waking moment with the same two people was a lot easier than I would have ever thought. I’m sure they don’t think the same, since you all know I am a lot to deal with on a daily basis. Give those two the damn medal of honor for doing something none of you cowards could do. Sitting alone for the last two hours and my mind isn’t getting the best of me yet. But I’ve only been alone for two hours. I know, nothing to scoff at. Two hours is like eternity when you’re alone in a huge house.

Hopefully you are all doing well. Hopefully I won’t be this bad of a writer forever and let’s hope my writing will get better as I keep doing this and the posts will also become funnier because you all know I’m the funniest person any of you have ever met (don’t lie to yourselves, name someone funnier. I dare you).

Until tomorrow friends, thanks for reading I guess.