Day 11 - Yoga and another dog

Good evening party people!

The house is down to only 3 residents, but we’ll get into that and much more on this episode of “Matt’s Quarantine: introduction to insanity”. Per usual, beer and nicotine check to start this awesome blog off.

Nicotine: Still thriving on the amount I have. I’m trying to cut it back a bit to make sure I won’t need to make a hike to BP and snag more, but if I must I must.

Beer: Stopped and got a thirty rack after my beautiful walk today, so that should last me a couple days. Let’s drink to that.

Now on to the adventures. Kole left earlier today because he’s a hoe and doesn’t want to be in quarantine with us anymore. Bad friend. But on the good side I went on a walk today and man its fucking beautiful today. If you haven’t gone outside to smell the flowers please do so, you can thank me later. I saw another dog today and it made everything better. Man, I love dogs, aren’t they great? She was a beautiful white pit bull and I wanted to dog nap her, but I didn’t. I’m such a nice person.

I chose to be a good human today and do some yoga. Who ever told me yoga was relaxing is a sellout and a stooge because that shit was hard. Five minutes in and I thought I was dying. Gladly I had Durbin’s mat, or I would have slipped right on my face (everyone thank and applaud Durbin for being a good friend). I plan on doing yoga and stretching everyday so I can become the most flexible and agile person ever. You will all look up to me for being the picture of perfect fitness. Bow down bitches.

Dating sites still suck and all girls suck. I have come the conclusion that I will be alone forever with a lot of animals (dogs, ducks, and a raccoon). Hopefully we can start that lifestyle soon.

Not much going on in this life I live so that’s about it for me today. Thank you guys for the support of this blog, it has defiantly helped me in more ways than we need to discuss. Love you all and can’t wait to see all of you again one day (probably not soon though).

Until next time, wash your hands and open your windows.