Day 10 - The boys are back

I have gone from being completely alone to being in an almost full Hollister house. But before we get into living with humans again let’s do a little beer and nicotine check…

Nicotine: I am STOCKED UP on this shit. Fuck with me you know I got it.

Beer: I am NOT stocked up on beer. I will need to venture out in the next couple days to snag some more. But I have to have my fluids, right? (Don’t tell me to drink water or you’re blocked)

But on a real note the boys are BACK in the Hollister house. We got hoe ass Kole, goofy Bias, and sadly Jake (if you’re reading this Jake, move out). Now all we’re missing is big Hal (if you know Hal, you’ll definitely get the joke) and little homie Durbin. Hopefully this will lead to less of a slip into insanity, but these mans will probably drive me more insane than being alone, only time will tell. Since they’ve been back all we’ve done is drink and watch movies, which is what I was doing alone but now I have companions which makes it a little less sad. I totally missed how much cussing goes on in this house when other people are here so in due time, I will be back to the best me, mean and provocative who doesn’t know where the line is.

Other than the boys being back there is absolutely nothing else going on in life. Bumble girl from my last post must be the most boring person I’ve ever talked to. Its like talking to a trash can. So, home girl will definitely be ghosted for sucking so much, that’s her bad.

Hopefully you are all somewhat alive and not totally crazy yet, but if you are, embrace it and fall into the craziness. Life is much ore fun being crazy.

Stay safe and prosper in these days of quarantine. Get drunk and have fun.